Ten Big Ones

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Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich - 10th Stephanie Plum Novel. Again, not the best words in these books - but - SO SO funny! These books are about a bounty hunter named Stephanie Plum, who attracts weirdness and trouble like a magnet. I'll give you a taste -

"I had time to kill before I met Lula for our movie date and capture, so I headed for the mall. When in doubt... shop. I parked at the Macy's entrance and meandered through the shoe department. My credit card was pretty much maxed out, and I didn't see anything worth going to debtors' prison over, so I wandered out of Macy's and hit the Godiva Store. I collected all the loose change in the bottom of my bag, and I got two pieces of chocolate. If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don't count. And anyway, one of the pieces was a raspberry truffle, so it was fruit. And fruit is healthy, right?" (Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich, page 138)

It is written from Stephanie's perspective, and it is hilarious. But again, I don't recommend them. (Hahaha)